Realizations of the Day

1. You may never get to sleep that much but somehow, life makes it a little more worth it, knowing that you see more than dream more.


2. When you listen, you go def. When you scream, they listen.


3. Hunger makes you think. Gluttony makes you sick.


4. The sun is always bright; but if you have optical problems, they are as twice as painful to enjoy seeing the light of day. Literally, you would wish that "you will never see the light of day..." but this right here, is figuratively speaking. I don't want to die of course, I am way too young.


5. Boys will be boys. Unless they wear a bra or something or stash their sister's hair accessories onto their balding heads.


6. When your head aches, don't push it. Unless if you want to end up in a hospital bed. If I were you, I'll just snooze it off.


7. Food is always yummy. But what is there to crave when all you see are plates and spoons and forks...where art thou my babies?


8. Oh, if a person hates you or doesn't even like your presence, you should know...right? Unless they hide it from you...hmpf!


9. Mobile phones are useless if they don't come with external memory slots.


10. Mobile phones are useless for people who don't even try and use them and just rather bring it along with them so that people would say that they have one and that they care--as if!


11. You may be hot, but one night is not that hot enough. 


12. Yeah, you are a dork--and you should probably be proud of it because all eyes are on you, your royal dork-ness!


13. If I am pathetic, what are you?


14. Slippers are made to be worn on our feet--not on our heads.


15. If you see something shiny and glittery from afar, boo, it ain't no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow; its just a quarter. Go pick it up and get yourself a candy or something. 


16. If your instincts tells you you haven't taken a bath yet, go take one--NOW!


17. If you are lost for words, then you seriously need to see a psychiatrist; or better yet, read a book and grab a couple of words or something. Learn you idiot!


18. People are always mean. Therefore, be one. Don't be a screw-up! its the 21st Century. No one buys martyrdom for crying out loud. 


19. They say, if you find LOVE it would definitely make you feel tingly all over; well, maybe that is because you really need to go. 


20. If you wait that long, say hello to the vultures; they would be more than glad to accompany you every flap of the way. :)