Actual YM Chat with a Friend

Me :i suddenly thought of allen, that useless human being.
Friend: hahhaha
Friend: i miss allen 
Me: dah sana. (*an expression of ours)
Me: close mo...in fairness lang.. (*you two are close, in fairness)
Friend: hahhaha. oo close mi. hahha (*yeah, we are close)
Me: gani, ana bitaw ko. d naq mulalis, i know i wont win. (*exactly, just like what I said. I wont argue with that, I know I wont win)
Me: haha
Friend: hahahaha. ganun (*right...)
Me: ahai. (*sigh)
Me: kinabuhing buktot. (*hunchback life)
Me: mga past love...este, life... (*past lovers...i mean, life...)
Me: chorvaness! (*a gay lingo term which is non-sense)
Me: hahaha
Friend: charmolin ba mo (*another gay lingo term and expression)
Me: (charot) (*another gay lingo term and expression which means nothing actually...haha!)
Friend: hahahhahaha
Friend: alam ko, tama? (*I know, right?)
Me: drama kunohay ba. (*sort of a drama)
Me: self-pity hello kitty galore.
Friend: hahahah. dah sana. (*an expression)
Friend: wag kang magalala (*don't you worry)
Friend: hindi ka nag iisa. hahahaa (*you are not alone)
Me: haha.
Me: alam ko, tama?! para kay ka hillary! (*I know, right? for Hillary!)


PS.
-- I miss conversations like this. :)
-- A not-so-perfect but close translation is provided on each sentence so that everyone can understand as we used our birth language in this conversation of ours over YM. :)